i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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