im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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