after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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