I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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