sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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