i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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