So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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