Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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