I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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