Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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