i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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