dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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