Whod you bang
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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