I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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