Me. At least after what I've been through.
This girl is more easily done than said...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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