Dual....:-)
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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