Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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