my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
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I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
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he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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