I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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