he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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