Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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