That's intense
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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