I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
accomplished twins. life is a go
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
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Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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