He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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