He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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