make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Couch. On fire.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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