It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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