its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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