He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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