drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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