I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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