Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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