he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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