When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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