The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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