do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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