Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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