remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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