I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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