Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
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Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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