you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Is that strawberry winking at me??
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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