Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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