super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I deserve this hangover.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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