Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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