I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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