but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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