I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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