what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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