i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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