Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Found the puke drawer
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
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Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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