there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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