69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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