Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
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i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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