It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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