she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
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U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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