How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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